All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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