dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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