He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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