Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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