I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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