we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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