I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sext me about skeletons
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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