I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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