She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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