dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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