Midget sex pt 2 tonight
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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