she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just pee around me
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
