Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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