I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Holy sore nipples Batman
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
