I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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