why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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