she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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