I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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