And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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