is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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