my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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