She announced her abortion via fbk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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