Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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