brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just wanna soil my oats bro
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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