i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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