You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
