I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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