You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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