He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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