i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
