Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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