we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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