I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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