you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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