i think my tv is drunk
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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