Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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