I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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