the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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