Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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