How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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