respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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