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• (269): View more from Michigan

  just do him I won't tell jon

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  um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.

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• (714): View more from California

  I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.

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  The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It's a drunk scavenger hunt.

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  Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  what are you getting to drink for new years?

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  well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice

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