What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Dicks are not precious.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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