DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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