Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?