RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.