singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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