Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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