): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
zippers are such a cool invention
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween