Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.