I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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