Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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