Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
