Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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