After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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