I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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